"Hi, I'm taking up muzzleloading for bear hunting this fall. I'd like to buy that replica Hawkens rifle you have, 10 minie balls, 10 percussion caps, and 250 pounds of black powder."
Hopefully, with the Senate gun control bill being withdrawn, the neo-preppers will soon take a break from grabbing all the ammo off the shelves and regular shooters can get back to buying the .22, .380, 9mm, and .40 cal ammo they normally shoot.