Pocket, No Holster

[Ruger]

Ruger, I've been married for 47 years.  My wife is so used to squeaks and other noises coming from my pants; she no longer bats an eye if I sit down too fast, or even laugh too hard.

It isn't the squeak from my holster if I laugh to hard that I'm concerned about.

[Honky Tonk Man]

This is the "Squeek" I was talking about.

[Bigbird48]

Now Thats Funny 

This is the "Squeek" I was talking about.