The Wedding

[pietro]

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The beautiful wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom..........

The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a young child stood up.

She started walking slowly towards the minister...

(The congregation was aghast -- you could almost hear a pin drop...)

The groom's jaw dropped as he stared at the approaching young woman and child...

* * * Chaos ensued ! * * *

The bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out crying !

The bride's mother fainted ! Followed by the groom's mother and several bridesmaids too !

Both fathers started to square off as if they were getting ready to fight !

The best man exchanged concerned looks with the other members of the wedding party, wondering how to save the situation...



The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward ? What do you have to say ? "




There was absolute silence in the church.........................

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The young woman with the child softly replied, "I'm sorry... But we can't hear you in the back..."

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[Warthog]

  LOL

[Uncle_Lee]

Good one.
I wasn't ready for that.

[Ruger]

Cool!  I needed that this morning! 

[Spanky]

Nice break from all the "caravan/invasion" news!!

[rustyzues]

Thanks for the chuckle.

[Pmwizard]

That is really funny! Great joke!

[Uncle_Lee]

Nice break from all the "caravan/invasion" news!!

Some of them are carrying babies.
We are going to support them.

[zburkett]

That's a story I'll steal often.