Life

[pietro]

.

1.   Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.  It's called ..   "Ministers Do More Than Lay People".

2.   Transvestite:   A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss is, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. The mind works like lightning -  one brilliant flash, and it is gone

5. The only time the world beats a  path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. It used to be only death and taxes -  Now (of course) there's shipping and handling, too.

7.  A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

8. A teenager is God's punishment for enjoying sex.


.

[Uncle_Lee]

100% true.

[OV-1D]

  The last one is 110 % plus .

[smokeless joe]

I've got number 7 written all over me 🤣

[top dog]

Pietro,
Very good.....all true!!

                                     Top Dog

[Dinadan]

I agree with all of those except number 4. Some minds never have the brilliant flash before they are gone!

[Anvil]

9. Married men learn to handle things on their own.