maybe it's time for some humor

[Anvil]

Since it ssems to be kind of slowdown here lately I thought this might help with some participation.

I was sky diving when my parachute pulltab didn't work, nor did my emergency release. Suddenly a guy came shooting up right beside me. So I asked him if he knew anything about parachutes, he said no and asked me if I knew anything about gas stoves. 

[Anvil]

I signed up for an ocean cruise for the great price of just $799.
When boarding I was hit on the head and woke up floating in the bay with my luggage. I saw another in the same situation and asked if they served meals on this cruise. He answered saying, well they didn't last year.

[top dog]

Those were pretty good. Brought a smile to my face.

                             Top Dog

[OV-1D]

  I'm starting to wonder about you Anvil ,  

[Anvil]

I'm starting to wonder about you Anvil ,  

That makes us even OV! 
The only pirates we have in Kansas are caught on the porch! LOL!

[autofull]

Since it ssems to be kind of slowdown here lately I thought this might help with some participation.

I was sky diving when my parachute pulltab didn't work, nor did my emergency release. Suddenly a guy came shooting up right beside me. So I asked him if he knew anything about parachutes, he said no and asked me if I knew anything about gas stoves. 

excellent.

[Anvil]

What did the mother buffalo say to her son when he went out on his own? Bye son. 

[Uncle_Lee]

Yup, She did...

[Anvil]

What's much worse than seeing a fly on your piano?
finding a chigger on your organ. 

[Uncle_Lee]

Chuckle, itch, scratch.
I had that quite a few times when I was young.