Pros Cons of the Companion, cap ball, model...

stungun · October-03-10 08:10

Since there's no stopping this thread, I figured I'd post the script to the video above...



   "These humans are exercising their right of self determination through self-government. They don't even recognize a King."



   | Scene 3 |

   ARTHUR: Old woman!

   DENNIS: Man!

   ARTHUR: Man. Sorry. What knight live in that castle over there?

   DENNIS: I'm thirty-seven.

   ARTHUR: I-- what?

   DENNIS: I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old.

   ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.

   DENNIS: Well, you could say 'Dennis'.

   ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'.

   DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?

   ARTHUR: I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked--

   DENNIS: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!

   ARTHUR: Well, I am king!

   DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--

   WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do?

   ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that?

   WOMAN: King of the who?

   ARTHUR: The Britons.

   WOMAN: Who are the Britons?

   ARTHUR: Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.

   WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

   DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self- perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--

   WOMAN: Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again.

   DENNIS: That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of--

   ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

   WOMAN: No one live there.

   ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?

   WOMAN: We don't have a lord.

   ARTHUR: What?

   DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

   ARTHUR: Yes.

   DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting--

   ARTHUR: Yes, I see.

   DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--

   ARTHUR: Be quiet!

   DENNIS: But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--

   ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

   WOMAN: Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.

   ARTHUR: I am your king!

   WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.

   ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.

   WOMAN: Well, how did you become king then?

   ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!

   DENNIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

   ARTHUR: Be quiet!

   DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

   ARTHUR: Shut up!

   DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

   ARTHUR: Shut up, will you. Shut up!

   DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

   ARTHUR: Shut up!

   DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!

   ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

   DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

clipper1 · October-03-10 15:10

...Is there not some way to leave this "Tea Party" and crawl back up and out of the "Rabbit Hole"

stungun · October-03-10 15:10

Take the blue pill.

clipper1 · October-03-10 15:10

...Will it stop the "Voices"

cedarview kid · October-03-10 18:10

While voices in your head may seem like a bad thing, sometimes they have some pretty good ideas.

chopprs · October-03-10 18:10

.....they usually cost me a lot of money!

clipper1 · October-03-10 18:10

...Are We back to the "Blue Pill" thing???

stungun · October-03-10 19:10

The choice is yours...

Uncle_Lee · October-04-10 05:10

Stungun,

   I would LOVE-LOVE-LOVE to see you try to pull your bullpoo in my county.

   #1. Don't give them a name and they will keep you until they find out who you are!!!!!!!!

   #2. Free food, I've eaten it and it ain't so good and I will eat just about anything.

   #3. Free clothes, you wear what you came in with until someone brings you something clean. If you are in the bullpin with a couple of drunks, it can get mighty stinky after a couple of day.

   Best thing to do is get put in isolation. Cramped but clean. Once you get put there then everytime you get picked up, they isolate you. Just keeps down trouble.



   I don't think you have been the REAL world much.



   Next year we are getting a new jail and I want a tour just as soon as it gets finished. Just as a visitor..............

stungun · October-04-10 06:10

Shoot...



   The work center I went to served REAL eggs for us. As much fun as playing on the pool tables with CUT UP / FOLDED felt and pool sticks with NO tips was.... I slept about 17 out of those 20 hours in jail.



   Not as great of a place as I led you to believe, but I can afford to go back indefinitely. Most people think they cannot afford such an endeavor and MUST sacrifice their rights. If even 5% of the population had my attitude... then the other 95% wouldn't have to worry about their rights being violated, as often.



   Anyway... I'm looking for the 3-day "rule" or "decision" right now. It could actually depend on how long they could afford to keep you, and/or how rational you may seem. Without a doubt, tho, I could file a Writ of Habeas Corpus and be slid to the front of the docket to state my case to somebody who has A BIT more understanding of the Law.

clipper1 · October-04-10 10:10

...The LEE County, Fl. Gray-Bar Hotel, would be a place that You would definatly NOT want to spend a "3 day pass" in..Hey U/Lee, where is this new jail??Maybe You can get a "Travelocity" discount rate for S/gun...

grayelky · October-04-10 11:10

Stungun wrote:

quote:

I'm itching for a cop to use his color of law to deprive me of my rights. ITCHING!!

I bet he gets his itch scratched real soon.

Any bets on how long it takes him to come down off the acid and move into reality? He thinks politicians care about how much tax payer money they spend, especially trying to prove a point!!!

chopprs · October-04-10 11:10

........someone say, "ACID"?



   He really is asking to spend some time in a very unfriendly place. I hope he likes being held down and raped too cuz with his attitude he will surely be someones.....well I can't say that naughty word her. It is a female dog though!

   He can even put cherry Kool-Aid on his lips, tie his button up shirt around his waist and wear a pink hankerchief on his head, they like that stuff!

heyjoe · October-04-10 12:10

besides losing his right to be able to carry a gun.

Uncle_Lee · October-05-10 06:10

If he came around here and I found out, I would sic the cops on him.

   They would have a field day with him.

   Heck, the lawyers around here don't even know them fancy words he uses.

   We couldn't try him around here. We don't have 12 of his peers in the entire county.

stungun · October-05-10 15:10

EXACTLY, Uncle Lee!!

And Heyjoe... What situation could you imagine I would need to lose my rights without violating the rights of someone else first??

heyjoe · October-05-10 19:10

if you get caught driving without a license a few times you can be charged with a felony aggravated un licensed operation of a motor vehicle. felony convinction = no gun