100 grand kids !

[OLD and GRUMPY]

I have been blessed  with only 5 grand kids and will still call out the wrong name some times. Have even called them by the dogs name and the dog by the kids. I think that when you get to 100 kids Gramps should get a pass. Granny should not have to wash the dishes.


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[To Old To Run]

Gods second chance I call them, I have 4, all boys, my little buddies.
There at the age now where they like to have grandpa tell stories of the good old days, I do stretch them a little, but that is a right  of passage for us.

[Dinadan]

My parents had nine children and could not keep the names straight! I was the youngest and I had three older brothers. When my mother called for one of us she would just start with with the oldest boys name and work her way down the list!

I just have one daughter, and it bothers her when I confuse the cats names. Little does she know how bad it could be!

[OV-1D]

 I can't seem to get their heads out of their hand palms due to all the latest electronic crap out there . 

[OLD and GRUMPY]

The rules at my house are no electronics, don't bring them and you will take a nap. If it's good enough for grandpa it's good enough for you! The oldest is 7. He won't take one any place else. He will ask for one at my house.After two hours of sleep he comes out a different kid.It slows him down.We made cookies yesterday. It's more fun with me than grandma. I showed him what happens if he puts flour in the mix master at high speed! That was fun. He laughed,Granny did not.One at a time is easy--ish. All 5 is a zoo. When cousins come together 1 kid  plus 1 kid is not 2 kids,it's 3 or 4!  It takes me and grandma to change one tiny baby girl. By two years old each one is in charge of feeding the dog with out help. The 80lb dog has total respect and will not eat until they say to. They are the best part of getting old. We sleep VERY GOOD when they go home.

[OV-1D]

  Well Old & Grumpy you folks ain't seen nothing YET the teens are coming , the teens are coming THEN lets see what you got to say . Out of nine my oldest is twenty and youngest five I think and you better start putting together another game plan early on , because that isn't going to work for long and possibly already history . Good luck , by the way the parents need more of the training thats the way I look at it . 

[Rolandtymn]

I also thought the GT was N/A as did my brother that bought the car I would love to drive a GXP V8 Grand Prix FTW lol

[NavyVet1959]

Awh, 'ell... My father seldom got my name right and I was his only son!