Newlywed

[tocsn40]

So as this young couple get married they find there is no money for the honeymoon. They set a plan to save the money for honeymoon. Every time they make love for the first year they will put a $20 in a sealed jar. This was working great the jar was geating really full. At the end of the year they both took the jar to the kitchen table to count. Husbend opens jar and pulls out $20 $20 $20 $20 $50 Husbend pauses at the $50 but then goes to taking more out of jar. $20 $20 $20 $20 $20 $100. Again husbend pauses. Then $20 $20 it goes like that till the jar is empty. Last count 126 $20 4 $50 and 2 $100 husben says to wife we can go on a nice honeymoon now. Just one thing though not sure why there is $50's and $100's. Wife says that's easy not everyone is cheap like you

[RangerJim]

It's funny because it's true!

[smokeless joe]

 

[Lemon]

So someone besides me gave a $100. Hmm

[autofull]

great joke, im gonna memorize it and repeat this for awhile.  thanks fer a good laugh.  kevin

[redhawk4]

It reminds me of the joke about the Husband who sent his wife out onto the streets to earn money because they were broke. When she came back much later with $100.25. Her husband asked what tight so and so only gave you a quarter, to which she replied "Oh they all did"

[smokeless joe]

It reminds me of the joke about the Husband who sent his wife out onto the streets to earn money because they were broke. When he came back much later with $100.25. Her husband asked what tight so and so only gave you a quarter, to which she replied "Oh they all did"

[redhawk4]

 

[OV-1D]

   OUCH !!!!